Wednesday, January 19th 2011
Okay so I’ve tried watching Ramona and Beezus 3 times now and have fallen asleep, so I give up. Sorry Selena. My parents woke me up both at 5 this morning and again when they got home from work by screaming. I suppose one day I really need to pay attention to what they’re yelling about, but they do such a good job usually pretending that nothing is wrong that I don’t bother. The LAST thing I want to even consider is them getting divorced.
I’ve come out of my coma for emails. If I was healthy enough to be dragged kicking and screaming to school, I can mustard up enough energy for a post. But I’m warning you now. I will not be as delightful as I usually am.
Wemightbegiants@gmail.com, if you must know, my favorite candy bar is a combination of a Kit Kat and a Whatchamacallit squished up together. Wow, I just looked it up http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whatchamacallit_(candy) and I knew it! They have tasted different lately.
Obviousfraud@fakemail.com insists on asking “If vegetables could talk who would have the deepest voice.”
Potatoes of course! They’re all earthy and what not. I just called Vanessa and asked her what she thought. Fist she said “I was asleep, why are you waking me up with weird %&#!*” and then said “I don’t know but I think that tomatoes would sound the most like Antonio Banderas.” I’m glad we’re friends again.